Apparently Mr. Pretty is still M.I.A. There is now a bounty of $500 for his return. I call it a bounty instead of a reward 'cause I still think he escaped. That's a cat on the lamb. I'd check the border crossings. Its been almost a week. Surely his in Mexico by now.
As for my other missing friend...no sign of him. There are new signs around the neighborhood urging everyone to check in their "garages, tool sheds, behind bushes, and in garbage bins.....". Almost sounds like places Mr. Pretty would hide, not a large, 63 year old retired teacher with dementia. Maybe I should also check under my bed and between the sofa cushions too. I always find stuff there.
I do know one thing...if I ever go missing, I don't want to have some awful picture, like my high school yearbook picture with my high hair and faux fur collar, plastered on signs all over the neighborhood. So for future reference to my friends and family, please use one my my pictures from my facebook profile, preferably the more flattering ones.
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