1. anyone wearing a hat that is not a baseball cap - If you can only see a hat above the back of the car seat and no neck or shoulders, this person is likely as old a automobiles themselves and is on their way to a funeral, bingo game, or to catch the early bird special
2. anyone with more than one stuffed animal in their back windshield- Young, old, or middle age there is no excuse for having enough faded stuffed toys to fill a carnival claw game machine.
3. anyone driving with a small dog on their lap - Really? I'm still baffled by the sight of a woman I saw driving with a cat hanging out of the window doggy-style. (the cat, not the woman)
4. anyone that still has a "Baby on Board" sign in their minivan window- First off, its not 1987. You might as well have a squash Garfield doll up their too.
5. anyone driving a Prius- Sure you're "saving the planet" but, you've got about as much acceleration as a Playskool pedal car ridden by a kid with one leg.
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