WWJD?

Today on my way home from work, I saw a car emblazoned with the words “DRIVEN FOR JESUS” in hot pink letters on the back windshield. Now, I’m not sure if they driver is the one driven for Jesus as in “Jesus is the one who motivates me from day to day” or that literally he was driving that actual car for Jesus. I looked at the passenger in the front seat and don’t think he was Jesus. I know I’ve never met him either but, from the children’s Bible stories that I’ve seen he’s not a 19 year old slacker with a black t-shirt. My real concern was not that this person might have been driving the son of God around downtown San Jose but, the choice of car. If I were driving for Jesus I certainly wouldn’t choose an early model Chevy Corisca. Its not an awful car but, not the best one suited for the Messiah. If I were Jesus’ chauffeur, I’d make sure he was not only safe but stylin’. My choice: a white Cadillac Escalade. Nothing says “I died for your sins.” like 12mpg, yards or chrome, and spinning rims.